Why did the man bring a pencil to the gym? He wanted to “draw” some blood.
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
This humor took me to new heights!