2000 Legacy: The Zip
Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files. Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Zip
2000 Legacy: The Gin Tonic
A guy says, “Make it a 21st-century G&T.” The bartender adds a sprig of cilantro and charges an extra $5. Part of the 67 Bar… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Gin Tonic
1999 Classic: The Korn “Issues” Doll
Why the velvet? For the year Jonathan Davis decided that puppets were the only thing that truly understood his pain. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »1999 Classic: The Korn “Issues” Doll
1998 Classic: The HMO Surgery
“We’re going to do a bypass,” the surgeon said. “Is it covered?” I asked. “No, but we found a way to bypass your insurance company… Read More »1998 Classic: The HMO Surgery
1997 Classic: The Mars Pathfinder Landing
Why was the President so focused on Mars in ’97? Because he wanted to see if the “Bridge to the 21st Century” could be extended… Read More »1997 Classic: The Mars Pathfinder Landing
1997 Classic: The Video Store
We spent forty dollars in late fees at Blockbuster. For that price, we could have just bought the store. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1997 Classic: The Video Store
1996 Legacy: The Final Argument
Why do lawyers always get the last word? Because otherwise, they couldn’t charge the “closing summary fee.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Final Argument
1996 Archive: The “Rent” Soundtrack
I don’t know how to pay my bills either, but at least I can sing about it in a rock-opera style. Part of the 60… Read More »1996 Archive: The “Rent” Soundtrack
1995 Classic: The Cantona Kick
Why did Eric Cantona start taking martial arts classes? He didn’t, he just decided that a “fan interaction” in London required a flying side-kick and… Read More »1995 Classic: The Cantona Kick
1995 Archive: The Mechanic
My mother-in-law’s car is like her advice. Nobody asked for it, and it usually breaks down. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Archive: The Mechanic