“We’re going to do a bypass,” the surgeon said. “Is it covered?” I asked. “No, but we found a way to bypass your insurance company entirely.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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