Why did Eric Cantona start taking martial arts classes? He didn’t, he just decided that a “fan interaction” in London required a flying side-kick and a poetic quote about seagulls.
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
The highest note of humor!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!