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2005 Classic: The Batman Begins Vibe

 Why did the IT guy start wearing a cape? He told everyone, “It’s not who I am underneath, but what I code that defines me.”

Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott & YouTube” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cheers_Norm04/07/1995 19:36Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Baywatch_Runner05/27/1998 18:20Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Gladiator_Proximo02/13/2004 21:05Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/29/2007 11:13Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Dodgeball_Pat09/17/2010 03:33If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Forever_Alone_X03/24/2008 06:18At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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