2009 Archive: Michael Jackson’s “This Is It”
Why was the mood so nostalgic? Because the world was mourning the King of Pop, and every time someone tried to pass the rolls, they… Read More »2009 Archive: Michael Jackson’s “This Is It”
2009 Archive: The Cloud
I’m “cloud-computing.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Toni Collette Surprise
Why did she win for United States of Tara? For playing four different people in one body and making every other actress in the room… Read More »2009 Archive: The Toni Collette Surprise
2008 Vintage: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Generic” soda? Because 2008 was the year of “Store Brands” and broken dreams. Part of the 67 Office Groaners: The 2008… Read More »2008 Vintage: The New Year Toast
2008 Classic: Worst Picture
Why The Love Guru? Because it’s the only movie that makes you miss the subtle, sophisticated humor of Austin Powers in Goldmember. Part of the 37 Razzie… Read More »2008 Classic: Worst Picture
2006 Classic: The “COIN” Manual (FM 3-24)
Why did General Petraeus write a book in 2006? Because the Army realized that if you want to win, you have to spend more time… Read More »2006 Classic: The “COIN” Manual (FM 3-24)
2006 Classic: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Cloud Retainer”? Because just like the “Cloud” in 2006, nobody knew where the money actually went. Part of… Read More »2006 Classic: The Retainer Fee
2006 Classic: The Closure
“I need closure.” “The door is right there. Close it on your way out.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch &… Read More »2006 Classic: The Closure
2005 Classic: The Batman Begins Vibe
Why did the IT guy start wearing a cape? He told everyone, “It’s not who I am underneath, but what I code that defines me.”… Read More »2005 Classic: The Batman Begins Vibe
2005 Legacy: The Houston Astros World Series
Why were they even there? Because they started the season 15-30 and somehow made it to the Finals, proving that baseball seasons are way too… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Houston Astros World Series