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2005 Legacy: The Houston Astros World Series

Why were they even there? Because they started the season 15-30 and somehow made it to the Finals, proving that baseball seasons are way too long.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original05/08/2006 10:27Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
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