When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.
My son says he’s a professional athlete because he plays 12 hours of video games a day. I told him his only “endurance training” is waiting for the pizza to arrive.
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Prime Time" Colorado Exit?
Why was Deion Sanders in the news? Because his sons were heading ...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
The Golf Divorce
A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lionel Messi "Last Dance" Hype
Why was Miami still the center of the universe? Because Messi ann...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Draft" Lottery Drama
Why was everyone watching a ping-pong ball? Because in 2025, one ...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition
In 2002, the sports world was all about redemption, unexpected he...read more »
2025 Vintage: The NFL in London & Madrid
Why was the league so "International"? Because Roger Goodell deci...read more »
😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Olympic "Hangover" in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Bec...read more »
The Yoga Flexibility
Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.