Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized that the young guys weren’t intimidated by his gym routine anymore.
Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 New Year's Eve
Why were we looking at 2026? Because the World Cup is in North Am...read more »
2025 Legacy: The NBA’s $76 Billion TV Deal
Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar sign...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Swiftie" Super Bowl Anniversary
Why was the NFL still selling friendship bracelets? Because Taylo...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
😜 More from category: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A guy and his wife are...
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on tel...read more »
2025 Classic: The Manchester City "115" Verdict?
Why was the courtroom the most watched arena? Because the world f...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
Posting this to my own wall right now!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!