In 2004, growing older meant resisting a world that was suddenly obsessed with making technology as thin as a piece of cardboard. It was a… Read More »35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2004 “Razor Phones, DVD Recorders & Flat Screen Suspicion” Edition
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer the darkness of the soul.
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Spending $5,000 to look like a colorful sausage. I bought a professional cycling outfit. Now I look like a very fast, very tired superhero who… Read More »The Cycling Gear
Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t). I bought a gallon of perfume at the Duty Free shop. I don’t even wear… Read More »The Duty Free Shop
It’s not magic. It just goes through a jarring experience!
I’m “organizing” my virtual memories. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because “The Sign” episode came out, and it turns out a cartoon dog can teach us… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Bluey” Finale
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