It’s not magic. It just goes through a jarring experience!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. pepperoni pizza is life.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.