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2023 Vintage: Nikola Jokic’s NBA Title

Why was the Finals MVP so eager to go home? Because Jokic led the Denver Nuggets to their first-ever championship but seemed more excited about his horse racing schedule in Serbia than the parade in Colorado.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Football Logic
Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »

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@Blade_Runner_201911/07/2005 04:53All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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