Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t).
I bought a gallon of perfume at the Duty Free shop. I don’t even wear perfume, but the lack of taxes made me feel like a financial genius.
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition
Traveling in 2001 was a massive turning point. One day you were s...read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »
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44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition
In 1995, traveling was a physical sport. You didn't book a flight...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Underwater Hotel
Why was the guest nervous? Because a shark was staring at him th...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to sto...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!