Why was the guest so annoyed at the Galactic Resort? Because he paid $10 million for a “Space View” and realized that “infinite darkness” is actually pretty boring after 20 minutes.
Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Starlight” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Very nice! Great success!