Where calories don’t count as long as you’re wearing a wristband.
The “all-you-can-eat” buffet at the resort is less of a meal and more of a personal challenge I’m losing every single morning.
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, travel felt like the end of an era and the start of a di...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Solar Plane
Why did the flight stop in the middle of the ocean? Because the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Security
Why was the traveler detained? Because his "Smart Tooth" was tra...read more »
44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition
In 1995, traveling was a physical sport. You didn't book a flight...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
Why was the room so tidy? Because the maid is a swarm of 500 mic...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Robot Chef
Why was the pasta so perfect? Because the chef is a robotic arm ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 3D Map
Why was the traveler confused? Because the map was a 3D hologram...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Workout
Why was the gym so intense? Because the "Digital Trainer" realiz...read more »
The Cruise Buffet
Eating your way across the ocean, one plate at a time.On a cruise...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Satellite View” Edition
In 2005, travel became "broadcastable." You weren't just telling ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Travel Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, travel became a stage for viral trends. You weren't just...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Currency
Why did the traveler pay with a "Digital Hug"? Because he was in...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, travel felt like a victory lap. We survived the apocalyp...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition
In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.
classic 90s humor style. reminds me of the old internet forums. nostalgia!