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The Cruise Buffet

Eating your way across the ocean, one plate at a time.

On a cruise, the only thing that moves faster than the ship is the speed at which I can finish a plate of shrimp.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Hyperloop
 Why did the 500-mile trip take 20 minutes? Because gravity is ju...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Passport
 Why was the passport glowing? Because it has a built-in GPS and ...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Wi-Fi Dreams” Edition
In 2007, the travel world shifted. We were still carrying our hea...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2009 “Hudson Miracle & Airbnb” Edition
In 2009, travel was about survival and sharing. Captain Sully lan...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2022 “Everything Everywhere & Revenge Travel” Edition
In 2022, travel returned with a vengeance—literally, as the term ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Hotel
 Why was the guest so annoyed at the Galactic Resort? Because he ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Beach
 Why was the sand so clean? Because thousands of tiny "Sand-Bots"...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition
In 1998, traveling felt like the future was finally arriving—most...read more »
The Jet Lag Curse
Waking up at 3 AM ready to eat a steak dinner.My body is in Tokyo...read more »
The Rental Car
Driving a car that makes sounds you’ve never heard before.The ren...read more »

😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Neuralink Flight
 Why was the plane so quiet? Because every passenger was watching...read more »
2025 Archive: The GPT-5 Travel Agent
 Why did the traveler end up in a parallel dimension? Because he ...read more »
The Budget Airline
Cheap seats and the hidden cost of breathing on board.I flew a bu...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2020 “Year of the Great Staycation” Edition
In 2020, traveling became an extreme sport of searching for toile...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor09/14/2009 16:06You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Titanic_Survivor09/02/1996 18:53I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor06/18/1998 17:05One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Firewire_Fan06/04/2012 10:43Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Brick_Tamland_L10/28/1999 07:01I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Maplestory_Kid11/30/2006 09:01@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Annoying_Orange06/07/2015 01:05Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Believe_It_Or_N12/11/1996 09:40I choose to believe it’s funny.

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