Driving a car that makes sounds you’ve never heard before.
The rental car agent asked if I wanted the extra insurance. I asked if it covered “driving like I don’t own this thing.” She said no.
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition
Traveling in 2001 was a massive turning point. One day you were s...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI Everything” Edition
In 2023, travel became a battleground for Taylor Swift tickets an...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2021 “Revenge Travel & Suez Block” Edition
In 2021, traveling became an extreme sport of checking government...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2020 “Year of the Great Staycation” Edition
In 2020, traveling became an extreme sport of searching for toile...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Language Barrier
Why did the traveler get a tattoo of a cabbage? Because he used ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Security
Why was the traveler detained? Because his "Smart Tooth" was tra...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Moon Base
Why was the hiker disappointed? Because the "Lunar Dust" got int...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Pillow
Why did the pillow record the guest's snoring? Because it's "Ana...read more »
2025 Archive: The Starlink Roaming
Why was the traveler's bill so high? Because he used "Interplane...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neuralink Flight
Why was the plane so quiet? Because every passenger was watching...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The AI Suitcase
Why was the traveler's bag crying? Because it has "Emotional Int...read more »
The TSA Experience
Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »
2024 Classic: The Stanley Cup Lead Scare
Why was the traveler licking his cup? He wasn't, he was just che...read more »
The Lost Luggage
Your bags are on a solo vacation you didn’t authorize.The airline...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
3D laughs are the best!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
my bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.
I’m sending this to my daughter right now.