2025 Classic: The Hyperloop

Why did the 500-mile trip take 20 minutes? Because gravity is just a suggestion when you’re in a vacuum tube going 700 mph.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the tourist tip the hotel robot a battery pack? Because ...read more »

Why was the backpacker dating his phone? Because the AI "travel ...read more »

Why was the traveler seasick? Because he was staying in a "Susta...read more »

In 2008, travel changed forever. American Airlines became the fir...read more »

Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

In 2009, travel was about survival and sharing. Captain Sully lan...read more »

In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »

The only souvenir that stays with you for three years.I went to t...read more »

Why was the traveler stuck? Because he went to an island that on...read more »

Your bags are on a solo vacation you didn’t authorize.The airline...read more »

Why did the traveler get a tattoo of a cabbage? Because he used ...read more »

Why was the traveler detained? Because his "Smart Tooth" was tra...read more »

Why did the pillow record the guest's snoring? Because it's "Ana...read more »

Why was the tourist calling the waiter "Anjin-san"? Because he w...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_311/12/1997 02:16Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Flash_Player_Fan03/10/2015 09:22Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Snake_Game_Pro12/28/1998 08:28I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@SpiderMan_Peter03/22/2000 19:11My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@RoboCop_9001/03/2009 11:53Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Prestige_World_W07/05/2003 02:56Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Hi5_Pro_User10/08/2002 05:27High five for this joke!

@Ultima_Online_V01/20/2014 14:32Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Challenge_Acc02/24/2000 09:04Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!