Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.
I joined a walking tour. By the end, I wasn’t sure if I was looking at a cathedral or just a very old post office.
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🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2001 Legacy: The MiniDisc Final
Why was the audiophile crying? Because he just bought 100 blank MiniDiscs right as Apple announc... read more »
Why was the audiophile crying? Because he just bought 100 blank MiniDiscs right as Apple announc... read more »
2. 2022 Vintage: The Bored Ape Yacht Club
Why was the traveler looking for a boat? Because he thought his NFT gave him access to a "Yacht ... read more »
Why was the traveler looking for a boat? Because he thought his NFT gave him access to a "Yacht ... read more »
3. 2011 Archive: The Bieber Fever
Why was the pilot wearing a purple hoodie? Because even 30,000 feet in the air, you couldn't esc... read more »
Why was the pilot wearing a purple hoodie? Because even 30,000 feet in the air, you couldn't esc... read more »
4. 2025 Classic: The Robot Concierge
Why did the tourist tip the hotel robot a battery pack? Because the machine did such a good job ... read more »
Why did the tourist tip the hotel robot a battery pack? Because the machine did such a good job ... read more »
5. 1998 Legacy: The AOL “You’ve Got Mail”
Why did the traveler run to the cyber-café? He heard the voice in his head and had to see if his... read more »
Why did the traveler run to the cyber-café? He heard the voice in his head and had to see if his... read more »
6. 2022 Legacy: The World Cup 2022
Why were people watching soccer in the desert? Because it was the first winter World Cup and Mes... read more »
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7. 2020 Archive: The Flight Vouchers
Why was the traveler's wallet full of "worthless" paper? Because he had 15 vouchers for flights ... read more »
Why was the traveler's wallet full of "worthless" paper? Because he had 15 vouchers for flights ... read more »
8. 1997 Vintage: The Baggage Weight
Why was the suitcase so heavy? It was 70% paper: guidebooks, maps, printed emails, and a physica... read more »
Why was the suitcase so heavy? It was 70% paper: guidebooks, maps, printed emails, and a physica... read more »
9. 1995 Vintage: The Tour Bus
Why did the senior citizens look confused? The guide was speaking four languages, none of which ... read more »
Why did the senior citizens look confused? The guide was speaking four languages, none of which ... read more »
10. 2003 Classic: The SARS Thermal Scanner
Why was the tourist nervous? He had a slight fever from a sunburn and was afraid the airport "he... read more »
Why was the tourist nervous? He had a slight fever from a sunburn and was afraid the airport "he... read more »
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i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.