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The First Class Dream

Walking past the curtain and feeling the judgment of the wealthy.

I walked through First Class on my way to Coach. It was the longest five seconds of luxury I’ve ever experienced.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Optical_Mouse_9911/25/2010 03:19I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Linux_Distro_User10/01/1996 02:04Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F07/01/1999 13:30The future is laughing at us.
@Beavis_Cornholio03/22/1999 15:22I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@PopUp_Blocker_X11/13/2007 09:20I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Futurama_Fry_M10/23/2002 22:37Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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4 thoughts on “The First Class Dream”

  1. User_454
    User_454 [Human Verified]

    haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.

  2. User_510
    User_510 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

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