Why was the pilot humming a specific beat? Because the internet made “diss tracks” so catchy they replaced the safety announcement.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Glitch & Stanley Craze” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
47 Travel Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Pharrell’s Hat” Edition
In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Satellite View” Edition
In 2005, travel became "broadcastable." You weren't just telling ...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition
In 2002, travel felt a bit more "unified" in Europe, but a lot mo...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2006 “Chirping & Shoe Removal” Edition
In 2006, travel got a bit more "restricted" but also more "intera...read more »
2025 Archive: The Personal Drone
Why did the tourist have a small bird following him? It wasn't a...read more »
2025 Archive: The GPT-5 Travel Agent
Why did the traveler end up in a parallel dimension? Because he ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Workout
Why was the gym so intense? Because the "Digital Trainer" realiz...read more »
The Group Tour
Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »
2024 Archive: The Moo Deng Mania
Why did everyone go to Thailand? To see a small, sweaty hippo wh...read more »
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The 48 2016 Top 10: The “Pikachu & Paradox” Classics
In 2016, traveling meant searching for rare Pokémon in the termin...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Regret
Why did the traveler go to a rainy island? Because the AI "Guara...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Concierge
Why did the tourist tip the hotel robot a battery pack? Because ...read more »
The Packing Paradox
Fitting your entire life into a carry-on bag.I spent three hours ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Equality for all jokes!