Why did everyone go to Thailand? To see a small, sweaty hippo who is “constantly screaming,” which is also how most people feel at the security line.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Glitch & Stanley Craze” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Travel Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Wi-Fi Dreams” Edition
In 2007, the travel world shifted. We were still carrying our hea...read more »
The Rental Car
Driving a car that makes sounds you’ve never heard before.The ren...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Starlight” Edition
In 2025, travel has become a symbiosis with technology. Your suit...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition
In 2002, travel felt a bit more "unified" in Europe, but a lot mo...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Workout
Why was the gym so intense? Because the "Digital Trainer" realiz...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Umbrella
Why did the umbrella refuse to open? Because the weather API sai...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Mirror
Why was the guest crying? Because the hotel mirror told him he l...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2021 “Revenge Travel & Suez Block” Edition
In 2021, traveling became an extreme sport of checking government...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to sto...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hologram Tour Guide
Why did the tourist walk through his guide? Because it was a hig...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Gate
Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition
In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Reality Layover
Why did the traveler spend 8 hours in a box? Because the airport...read more »
The 48 2016 Top 10: The “Pikachu & Paradox” Classics
In 2016, traveling meant searching for rare Pokémon in the termin...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
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