2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Gate

Why didn’t the gate open? Because the facial recognition software realized the traveler had a “fake tan” and didn’t match his digital twin.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, travel was caught between two worlds. You still carried ...read more »

Why was the pasta so perfect? Because the chef is a robotic arm ...read more »

In 2002, travel felt a bit more "unified" in Europe, but a lot mo...read more »

In 2021, traveling became an extreme sport of checking government...read more »

Your bags are on a solo vacation you didn’t authorize.The airline...read more »

A profession from the past helping with a future headache.I told ...read more »

In 2011, travel became "smart." We started talking to our phones,...read more »

Why did the traveler spend his vacation in Terminal 3? Because o...read more »

Why did the traveler spend 8 hours in a box? Because the airport...read more »

Why was it so fast? Because the machine scanned the traveler's D...read more »

In 1999, traveling felt like a race against the clock. We were ch...read more »

In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »

In 2008, travel changed forever. American Airlines became the fir...read more »

In 1998, traveling felt like the future was finally arriving—most...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red04/03/2008 14:29It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan07/08/1999 15:25Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Speed_Racer_Go10/21/2004 07:19Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Rocket_Jumper08/27/1996 14:38This humor took me to new heights!

@Flash_Game_Dev07/24/1998 00:19I should make a game about this joke.