Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.
I bought a “I Love NY” t-shirt in Florida. The vendor didn’t care, and honestly, neither did I until I got home.
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition
Traveling in 2000 was a weird mix of survivalist relief and early...read more »
The TSA Experience
Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2006 “Chirping & Shoe Removal” Edition
In 2006, travel got a bit more "restricted" but also more "intera...read more »
The Staycation
When your "vacation" is just you sitting on your own couch.I’m on...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition
In 2002, travel felt a bit more "unified" in Europe, but a lot mo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Coffee
Why was the Starbucks on Mars so expensive? Because "shipping an...read more »
The Beach Sand
The only souvenir that stays with you for three years.I went to t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Luggage Tag
Why did the suitcase go to Tokyo? Because it decided it needed a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Security
Why was the traveler detained? Because his "Smart Tooth" was tra...read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Crypto-Island
Why was the traveler stuck? Because he went to an island that on...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Window
Why was the traveler staring at a wall? Because the airplane win...read more »
The Camping Adventure
Paying money to live like a homeless person for a weekend.Camping...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Hotel
Why was the guest so annoyed at the Galactic Resort? Because he ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
First! And it’s funny!
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.