2025 Classic: The Meta-Tourism

Why did the man “visit” the pyramids in his underwear? Because he was using a haptic suit in his living room and forgot his curtains were open.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Traveling in 2000 was a weird mix of survivalist relief and early...read more »

In 2024, travel became a battle against IT systems and queues for...read more »

Why was the pasta so perfect? Because the chef is a robotic arm ...read more »

Cheap seats and the hidden cost of breathing on board.I flew a bu...read more »

Why was the traveler confused? Because he saw a video of a golde...read more »

A place designed to separate you from your dignity and cash.I wen...read more »

Why was the traveler arguing with his car? Because the AI refuse...read more »

In 2005, travel became "broadcastable." You weren't just telling ...read more »

Why did the traveler go to a rainy island? Because the AI "Guara...read more »

Why was the entire population of Bali just guys with laptops? Be...read more »

Driving a car that makes sounds you’ve never heard before.The ren...read more »

Why did the traveler end up in a parallel dimension? Because he ...read more »

Why did the flight stop in the middle of the ocean? Because the ...read more »

Why did the traveler pay with a "Digital Hug"? Because he was in...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz09/25/1999 21:58To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Gladiator_Maximus01/16/2008 22:12Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Beverly_Hills_9021007/17/2002 02:04The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Hanson_Fan_9701/21/2007 16:47Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor01/24/2012 16:03One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Napster_Search10/17/1997 10:53Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Memento_Guy05/16/2015 09:48Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!