In 2007, we stopped clicking buttons and started swiping the screen while your mom was still trying to swipe the TV to change the channel.… Read More »55 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
How many crypto bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’re waiting for the next bull run to afford LED.
My mother-in-law told me: „My son would have been a millionaire if he hadn’t married you.” I smiled and replied: „True, but now he’s a… Read More »My mother-in-law is a legend for this!
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall. I joined an “Advanced Yoga” class. I’m not flexible, but I’ve become an expert at pretending I’m… Read More »The Yoga Class
Walking past the curtain and feeling the judgment of the wealthy. I walked through First Class on my way to Coach. It was the longest… Read More »The First Class Dream
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2025 Classic: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
What do you call a dog that’s a pilot? A “flying-retriever.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2025 Classic: The Little Dog
What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.” Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will flash “12:00” for the rest of human history because the user manual was thrown away… Read More »2022 Vintage: The VCR Chronological Freeze
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