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2005 Legacy: The Andre Agassi US Open Run

Why was the 35-year-old so tired? Because he fought his way to the final against Federer, proving that “old man strength” is a real thing in tennis.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Iron_Man_Tony02/11/2006 13:41I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
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