What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.”
Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.