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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz08/21/1999 12:40To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Motherboard_Max02/18/1998 18:06This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Gnutella_User06/11/1997 02:01Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Pirate_Bay_9901/11/2004 02:01Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Nirvana_Teen09/08/1996 14:30Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/21/2008 19:07Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Gremlins_Gizmo02/15/1997 21:02Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Shagadelic_9712/03/2013 01:44This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Flickr_User_0408/05/2012 12:39A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.