2021 Legacy: Doja Cat (Planet Her)
Why was she “Kiss Me More”? Because in 2021, she was the only person making music that actually sounded like it was coming from the… Read More »2021 Legacy: Doja Cat (Planet Her)
2021 Classic: The Braves’ World Series
Why was Atlanta so “Brave”? Because they lost their best player in July and still won the World Series in October, ending a 26-year wait… Read More »2021 Classic: The Braves’ World Series
2021 Classic: The “Two Pretty Best Friends” Guy
Why did the vampire claim he’s never seen two pretty best friends? Because one of them always had to be… well, dead. Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Two Pretty Best Friends” Guy
2020 Classic: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the work-from-home era. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The Animal Crossing Player
One, but they have to shake ten trees and pay Tom Nook 50,000 Bells for the “Light Bulb DIY Recipe.” Part of the 56 Light… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Animal Crossing Player
2018 Archive: The Patrick Reed Masters
Why was the “Captain America” booed? Because he won the Green Jacket but forgot to bring the “personality” that the fans usually like. Part of… Read More »2018 Archive: The Patrick Reed Masters
2018 Classic: The G7 “Staredown” Photo
Why was the picture of Merkel leaning over a seated Trump iconic? Because it looked like a teacher trying to explain to a student that… Read More »2018 Classic: The G7 “Staredown” Photo
2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Bubble
Why did the lawyer start accepting Bitcoin in 2017? Because by the time the client finished the consultation, the fee had gone from $500 to… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin Bubble
2017 Classic: The 2017 Final Industry Vibe
Why a shift? Because it was the year of the “Elevated Horror,” the year the “Gritty Farewell” became an art form, and the year we… Read More »2017 Classic: The 2017 Final Industry Vibe
2016 Legacy: The “I Took a Pill in Ibiza” Mike Posner
Why was the 4th so “Melancholy”? Because the remix turned a sad story into a club banger for people who had never been to Spain.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “I Took a Pill in Ibiza” Mike Posner