Why did the lawyer start accepting Bitcoin in 2017? Because by the time the client finished the consultation, the fee had gone from $500 to $5,000 (and back to $50).
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!