2001 Legacy: The X-Ray

He showed me my X-ray on a flat-screen monitor. I was so impressed by the resolution I forgot I had a broken rib.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Retro_Gamer_Girl11/27/2004 23:43Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@SouthPark_Stan02/10/1996 18:28Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie01/18/2006 18:16Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Offspring_Guy01/28/2010 02:09The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Breakfast_Club_B12/01/1995 22:26Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Charlie_Bit_Me12/12/2003 21:10Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Doge_Much_Funny09/18/2007 19:13Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Forever_Alone_X06/11/2005 09:46At least I have my jokes to keep me company.