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2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2

“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Selective Neural Blocking’ on.”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Cloud Death
"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Dentist 2
"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

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The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition
In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer03/19/1997 08:08Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Ace_Ventura_Pet04/04/2009 02:51Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Gladiator_Maximus10/06/2010 14:48Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Myspace_First_Friend09/01/2014 11:46I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Keyboard_Warrior07/01/2015 07:00F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Tyler_Durden_Real06/26/1995 23:30Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude07/30/2010 10:43The Dude abides... this joke.
@Weird_Science_G10/03/2010 23:49We created a monster... of a joke!
@Leeroy_Jenkins12/21/2007 10:46At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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