2013 Legacy: The Control

I’m “alt-ering” my reality with a filter.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1610/17/2002 19:22I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Sidekick_User04/23/1997 00:07Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Cow_And_Chicken05/16/2007 02:55Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Brick_Tamland_L05/13/2012 03:43I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Blink_Tag_User09/11/2011 03:38<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>