Why was the 4th so “Melancholy”? Because the remix turned a sad story into a club banger for people who had never been to Spain.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition
In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Virtual Ice" Crisis
Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »
41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie
Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
W 2023 roku Dzień Niepodległości był „Różowo-Radioaktywny”. Celeb...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Independence Day was a "Cultural Finale." We were all sa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Wait
Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »
The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
2025 Classic: The "Holographic Guest"
Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Birds of a Feather" Billie
Why was the 4th so "Loyal"? Because Billie told us we’d "stick to...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Digital Napkins"
Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ballerina (John Wick Spin-off)
Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade (MCU) Wait (Again)
Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Equality for all jokes!