Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of “Nano-Fabric” that cleans your face and then dissolves into thin air to save the planet.
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Laughing is as laughing does.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
I see what you did there. Clever!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!