2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse

Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because “Multiverse-Sighting” became a standard part of the 2025 local news.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »

In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »

In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »

Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »

It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky08/02/2004 15:40I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Dumb_And_Dumber06/11/2000 10:23So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Fight_Club_Tyler06/28/2004 00:16The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette04/08/1997 14:48I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Overclocker_Pro12/11/2011 21:18My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Fat_Bastard_Get09/18/2012 10:00Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Map_Maker_X11/20/2008 09:53The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.