Why was the 4th so “Hungry”? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Soft album made everyone want to “eat that girl for lunch” (the girl being a massive slice of watermelon).
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Family BBQ Disaster
It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »
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2023 Archive: The "Cruel Summer" (Finally) Peak
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In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Please Please Please" Begging
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Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »
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32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!