2024 Archive: The “Birds of a Feather” Billie

Why was the 4th so “Loyal”? Because Billie told us we’d “stick together” until the end, which is exactly what the marshmallows did on the s’mores.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »

Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »

In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »

In 2025, Independence Day was "Optimized." We celebrated the 249t...read more »

Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »

In 2010, Independence Day was a "dream within a dream." We were a...read more »

Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »

Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a "Spot" from Bo...read more »

Why was the kid wearing a blue backpack? Because he was "chosen b...read more »

In 1996, Independence Day wasn't just a holiday; it was a surviva...read more »

Why was the grill so "Emotional"? Because Pixar made us realize t...read more »

In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »

Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro07/12/2002 03:38Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Clueless_Dionne02/04/2010 18:06Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Animorphs_X10/25/1999 23:46I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Web_Crawler_9605/22/1998 10:10Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Technorati_Tag11/04/2012 23:32Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.