Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong’o taught us that the first day of the invasion was silent, unlike the first day of 4th of July sales.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The IF (Imaginary Friends)
Why was the chair next to you "occupied"? Because John Krasinski ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Birds of a Feather" Billie
Why was the 4th so "Loyal"? Because Billie told us we’d "stick to...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Espresso" (Still!) Energy
Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Houdini" Dua Lipa
Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Lunch" Billie Eilish
Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Condiment" Bottles
Why did the mustard bottle talk back? Because it was an "AI-Sauce...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, Independence Day was a victory lap. We survived the "Mil...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Please Please Please" Begging
Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & Space Odysseys” Edition
In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
2025 Archive: The SpaceX Starship Cruises
Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »
😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
2023 Archive: The Cocaine Bear Legacy
Why were we afraid of the local wildlife? Because 2023 taught us ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Wait
Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Neural-Playlist"
Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
The history of humor in one post.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.