2023 Archive: The Blue Beetle Teasers

Why was the kid wearing a blue backpack? Because he was “chosen by the scarab” to bring the napkins to the table.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 1999, Independence Day felt like the ultimate "Pre-Game" for t...read more »

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@PowerRanger_Red07/05/2000 03:45It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Net_Addict_200002/05/2000 19:52My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Overclocker_Pro11/27/1995 21:40My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Total_Recall_Fan11/21/2002 13:58Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu08/11/1997 02:42Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Prodigy_User_X11/04/2006 15:57Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler02/17/2001 11:22May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Not_Bad_Obama10/31/2014 13:18Not bad. Not bad at all.