2025 Archive: The “Hyper-Loop” Parade

Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on magnetic tracks that moved at 200 mph.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »

In 2019, Independence Day was a "Cultural Finale." We were all sa...read more »

It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »

In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »

Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »

In 2009, Independence Day felt like the dawn of a new digital obs...read more »

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »

Why was the teen so "bloodsucking"? Because Olivia returned to te...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

In 2003, Independence Day was all about the "Summer of the Sequel...read more »

Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »

@Ace_Ventura_Pet12/29/2003 05:57Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Sixteen_Candles11/02/1997 18:06I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Liger_Owner_X11/18/2001 14:40It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Trololo_Man_7001/03/1997 14:47Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@WordPress_Fan_0309/29/1999 18:44The best thing since version 1.0!

@Everquest_Solo05/03/2004 09:30Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Deal_With_It_G07/21/2014 23:59Deal with it. This is gold.