Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-chasing look so cool we all wanted to tie our grills to the porch with “science ropes.”
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.