2025 Archive: The “Robot Dog” Security

Why was the dog metallic? Because the family got a “Spot” from Boston Dynamics to guard the grill from the neighbor’s real dog.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »

In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »

Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »

Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »

Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »

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In 2000, Independence Day was a victory lap. We survived the "Mil...read more »

@Napster_King12/18/2009 00:52I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Full_House_Michelle01/06/1997 09:08You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Macarena_Dancer03/26/2015 02:19Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Harry_Potter_Ron03/05/1996 01:16Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Winamp_Playlist12/31/2010 07:32Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@YouTube_Beta_User09/05/2002 12:11I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Believe_It_Or_N07/25/2004 13:20I choose to believe it’s funny.