Why was everyone staring at their phones at 11:59 PM? Because Mark Zuckerberg was about to launch “Threads,” and everyone wanted to be the first to “post” that they were bored of Twitter while still being at a BBQ.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
2024 Vintage: The The Fall Guy Stunts
Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2011 “Party Rock & Potter’s End” Edition
In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Flag" Technology
Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »
2024 Classic: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Teasers)
Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie
Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition
In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »
2025 Classic: The The Bear Season 4
Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »
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2024 Classic: The The Bear Season 3
Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »
38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition
In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Daylight" David Kushner
Why was the 4th so "Dramatic"? Because this song made "waiting fo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Classic. Simply classic.