2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie

Why was the BBQ “Kombat-ready”? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage made “Finish Him!” the only way to announce the last burger was gone.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-...read more »

In 2015, Independence Day was a "Social Experiment." We were all ...read more »

Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »

In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Loyal"? Because Billie told us we’d "stick to...read more »

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »

Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »

Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »

In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord09/16/2013 00:44Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@HTML_Hacker03/14/2015 10:17<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Nirvana_Teen01/17/1997 23:47Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@BackToFuture_M05/17/2006 02:43Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Tagged_Network11/27/2004 20:11You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!