Why was the BBQ so “Yellow and Red”? Because the movie was coming out in July, and every Dad and his “best frenemy” were dressed like a Merc and a Mutant.
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Oops, I laughed again!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Multipass! For the comedy club!