Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller made us think that “witnessing” a 4th of July traffic jam was a holy experience.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Vintage: The AI Grill Master
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2025 Vintage: The Drone Show Takeover
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2025 Classic: The "Smart-Flag" Technology
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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse
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In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »
2024 Classic: The IF (Imaginary Friends)
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Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »
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Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »
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DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Scouting the web for gems like this.