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A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst. A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer… and a mop.
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I’m the “top” of the evolution. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the scariest thing in human history. Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Intensity
Why did leaders only eat 3D-printed steaks? To show they care about the planet, even though they had real beef jerky hidden under the table.… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Meat-Free” G7 Menu
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