2025 Legacy: The “No-Phone” Zone
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-tech that “analog silence” is now a luxury, and people pay $500… Read More »2025 Legacy: The “No-Phone” Zone
2024 Vintage: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the food so “Atomic”? Because after Oppenheimer, even the salmon had to have a “Chain Reaction” of flavor. Part of the 41 Oscars… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Governor’s Ball
2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill from an app on his phone, instantly sending an angry text message to the… Read More »2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
2024 Archive: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working? Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic… Read More »2024 Archive: The Isabel
2024 Vintage: The “Look at my Lawyer” Meme
Why was he so small? Because 2024 was the year we used a picture of a tiny, confused animal to represent our own disastrous legal… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Look at my Lawyer” Meme
2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
Why Adam Driver? For proving that he can play any Italian man of any age, as long as there are fast cars and Penelope Cruz… Read More »2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
2023 Vintage: The Ryder Cup “Hat-Gate”
Why was Patrick Cantlay’s caddie fighting with Rory? Because someone suggested the Americans weren’t wearing hats as a protest, proving that golf drama is best… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Ryder Cup “Hat-Gate”
2022 Vintage: Bullet Train
Why was the trip to the relatives so fast? Because Brad Pitt showed us that trains are great, as long as you aren’t trying to… Read More »2022 Vintage: Bullet Train
2022 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Mikey
2022 Archive: The Max Verstappen “Easy” Mode
Why was the F1 trophy ceremony a repeat? Because Max won 15 races in a single season, making the rest of the grid look like… Read More »2022 Archive: The Max Verstappen “Easy” Mode